oh my god i hate gay women so much
man-mistakes a wink for flirting
woman-considers a 5 year voluntary housemate who calls her princess for just a friend
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nocturnal agoraphobic gay couple who met in the library where they both reached for the same rare book and accidentally brushed fingers and have now moved into a haunted decrepit Parisian mansion where they go one to inexplicably solve crimes why is no one talking about The Murders in the Rue Morgue
laughing bc i remembered the first 2 rules of Poe Conferences.
1. Don’t bring up the orangutan &
2. DO NOT BRING UP THE ORANGUTAN!!
you’ve broken the rule
we’re not at a Poe conference.
we are conferring about Poe
rue, but not at a conference
And the words of the prophets were written on the subway walls
and tenement halls
Me n my mutuals watching it all unfold……….
Whatching what unfold?
If you aren’t watching it all unfold, you must be what’s unfolding
Please stop making posts discouraging people from voting, especially if you don't live in the US. This isn't your fight, and you seem to think it doesn't matter who wins to you anyway. Let those of us who won't survive another Trump term deal with it. Hi. Me. Anarchist and socialist ideals are cool and all, but I won't get to be a part of them because I'll be fucking dead. This is not an exaggeration. I am 26 and I expect to be dead in 2-3 years if Trump wins. If Biden wins not only will I survive, but I will have the energy to fight his old racist ass on every awful thing he does.
Hey guess what: Trump has plans to eliminate Disability next year. He has the authority to do it by the method he is choosing.
Biden plans to expand Disability, increasing the amount you receive as well as granting ACTUAL MARRIAGE EQUALITY FOR DISABLED PEOPLE
I had to call off my engagement so that I can apply for Disability, but if Trump wins it won't even matter because Disability won't exist this time next year.
The idea that there is no difference between Trump and Biden is co-morbid with apathy for your disabled comrades. If Trump wins, I will probably lose access to my medications and be forced to work so my family can survive. The problem is that literally any job can and will kill me. I don't expect to make it halfway through 2023 if Trump wins the election. And that's just me. How many thousands or tens of thousands or more are in my situation? How many hundreds of thousands are WORSE OFF than I am?
Vote blue so there is a politician in office who we can actually fight on his bullshit. Don't stop protesting. Don't stop calling and writing. Push for the end of gerrymandering and the electoral college. But make sure your Disabled friends and loved ones are there to see the future you're trying to create.
a shallow and pretentious male narrator whos supposed to fall in love with a manic pixie girl takes a wrong turn, and bumps into another shallow and pretentious male narrator, they fall in love instead
fight club
No. just No
Fun fact in addition: Cary Elwes wasn’t allowed to be part of that scene because he kept laughing. The Westley on the table was dummy.
This is AFTER he broke a toe riding Andre the Giant’s ATV, and got concussed when he and Christopher Guest tried to make the scene where Count Rugen knocks Wesley out more convincing.
Mandy Patinkin busted the rib trying not to laugh, and also accidentally stabbed Guest during their fight scene.
About the only person who didn’t get some form of overenthusiasm-induced injury or illness during filming was Robin Wright, who had to repeatedly get her dress burnt up in the fire swamp scene because Goldman ruined one of the takes by screaming “Oh my god, she’s on fire!”
i swear the princess bride movie was just a bunch of cast and crew deciding to dick around and film it.
it was Jackass before Jackass
The guy in the giant rodent costume got arrested on his way to the set and they had to delay production to go bail him out
“The guy who was in that suit, he came late that day because he was arrested for burning down this kennel that he owned with his wife because they were going through a divorce,”
!!
couldn’t find his name
fallen-angel-nightshade
